"My Holocaust" / Harsh book review
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"My Holocaust" By Tova Reich. 326 pp. HarperCollins Publishers. $24.95.
Review by DAVID MARGOLICK / May 27, 2007
David Margolick is a contributing editor at Vanity Fair and the
author, most recently, of "Beyond Glory: Joe Louis vs. Max
Schmeling, and a World on the Brink."
Whether or not a book can be judged by its cover, that's sometimes
where it begins. The cover of "My Holocaust" resembles a child's
board game, like Chutes and Ladders but with sprigs of barbed wire
and playful figurines in striped prisoner's garb. A cattle car sits
near an ice cream truck. Hanging from colorful striped poles are the
words "Auschwitz" and "Birkenau." The concentration camp gate, where
the "Arbeit Macht Frei" always went, now says "A Novel."
A send-up of Holocaust commemoration is an inherently dicey
proposition. Even Mel Brooks made fun only of Hitler; he didn't joke
about gas chambers and crematories. But wait! On the back cover
there's a blurb from Cynthia Ozick, the novelist and literary
conscience of the Jewish community, who compares Reich to Jonathan
Swift. Those Humvees in Iraq should only have been so well fortified.
At a time when morons and bigots say the Holocaust never happened, or
that it wasn't such a big deal if it did, the business of
publicizing and exploiting the mass murder of European Jewry for
political, financial or institutional gain is something we Jews would
rather not discuss, except among ourselves. Reich has taken this
taboo and built an entire novel - wickedly clever and shocking,
tasteless and tedious, infuriating and maybe even marginally
constructive - on it.
The story revolves around the barely disguised United States
Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington and the fictional character
Maurice Messer, a Holocaust survivor and the presidentially appointed
poobah in charge. The elderly Messer has gotten rich off Hitler's
genocide with a company called Holocaust Connections Inc., which
certifies businesses as suitably Holocaust-respectful. As the
museum's chairman, Messer is on a mission to use the legacy of the
six million to manipulate the world, induce guilt, raise money,
noodge wayward Jews back into the fold and feed his own ego. For a
donation of a million dollars or more you get your name carved on the
museum wall; for a cool five, you can get a sterling silver urn with
genuine human ashes, or maybe even your own inscribed cattle car.
That Messer's family was incinerated in the camps catches him no
break from Reich. Instead, she turns him into a Stürmer's worth of
stereotypes. He is a liar - having embellished his own partisan
credentials - and a thief, a cynic and a boor. His English is
mangled, Eastern European style - "I'm here to debunk the myt' that
the Jews went like sheep to the shlaughter" - and full of
malapropisms, as we are reminded in an unending fusillade of cheap
shots. He is obsessed mit (get it?) anything rectal, and sprays spit
when he talks. Reich has him doing just about everything except
picking his hooked Jewish nose.
It is nauseating to read about him, but given all the other
unpalatable characters, you sort of miss him when he's gone. Take his
nebbishy, neurotic son, Norman, whose daughter has joined the
Carmelite convent at Auschwitz; or his deputy and heir apparent,
Monty Pincus, a fraudulent mail-order rabbi, whose own wife attempts
suicide, perhaps with the souvenir canisters of Zyklon B he keeps in
his garage in Arlington, Va.; or the stupefyingly dimwitted mother-
and-daughter would-be donors, Gloria Lieb and Bunny Bacon, whom the
three sweet-talk and strong-arm for cash. It all takes place at
today's Auschwitz, which with its snack stands and souvenir shops is
jarring enough. But making hectoring cellphone calls to your wife in
front of a Zyklon B display, tooling around the crematories in a
chauffeur-driven Mercedes, scheming for dollars by the ovens as
Messer and his entourage do - well, I know it's all to make a point,
but with every word I winced, and seethed. Hawking trinkets is not
the only way to desecrate a sacred site.
As if to insulate herself from such criticism (and, presumably,
remind us of her seriousness and sincerity), Reich awkwardly throws
in Auschwitz factoids. Did you know, for instance, that Jews were
burned in open pits when the four working crematoria, designed to
process 132,000 corpses a month, could no longer handle the load?
Under any other circumstances, I'd welcome such information; the
world needs to know it. But sandwiching it between satire so crude is
repugnant. Ditto for gratuitously naming a few of Auschwitz's child
victims. It would have been more respectful to let theirs and a
million other Jewish souls rest in peace below Auschwitz's ashen
muck than to resurrect them for such frivolous purposes.
Mercifully, the action eventually leaves Auschwitz for the Holocaust
Museum itself. Now, Reich explicitly confronts what's evidently
eating at her: the apparent belief that this government-financed
institution, on the most valuable real estate in Washington no less,
was conceived in sin - a sop to powerful Jews determined to harangue
the world with their own tragedy - and has been a political football
ever since, befouling and trivializing the memory of Hitler's victims.
Messer himself articulates her first proposition with characteristic
uncouthness, calling the museum "a Jewish-power testicle" hanging
from the Washington Mall. To maintain its funding, to prove it's a
national institution more than a parochial Jewish one, he happily
bends to any outside political pressure, squiring around whichever
mass murderer needs instant expiation, or whomever the State
Department happens to be cultivating. Following the Jews' poor
example, Reich suggests, every other historically victimized group is
now demanding equal time. There is the African-American Holocaust,
the Women's Holocaust, the Palestinian and Native-American and
Japanese Holocausts, the Gay and Lesbian and Muslim and Tibetan
Holocausts. In long and excruciatingly unfunny scenes at Auschwitz,
she depicts various New Age charlatans expropriating and twisting
Jewish suffering for their own vacuous purposes. These characters,
too, move en masse to Washington; an organization calling itself
United Holocausts seizes control of the museum, promising to occupy
it "until equal representation is given to all Holocausts, public
and private, personal and global, animal, vegetable and mineral."
Although the book's lawyerly, cover-your-tuchis disclaimer says
references to real people, events and organizations are intended "to
provide a sense of authenticity and are used fictitiously," there's
one thing not on the book jacket: Reich's husband was once the
director of the Holocaust Museum in Washington, and he resigned in
protest. The facts are easily exhumed; The Forward has already
matched Reich's characters with possible real-world counterparts.
Throwing vengeance into the mix could help explain how someone so
sophisticated and undoubtedly committed to Jewish memory could write
something so rancid and so primitive.
Apart from our righteous and very learned narrator, no one here comes
off as anything but a scoundrel, fool, lecher or slob. The bile
extends, inexplicably, to Holocaust survivors. Every one of them here
is grotesque, obsessed with sexual organs, bodily fluids and
digestion. One woman, who weighed 80 pounds when liberated, hasn't
stopped noshing since - ballooning to 220 pounds. The chutzpah!
These grubby manipulators even know how to extort preferential
treatment at the Holocaust Museum: just wave their arms - yes, the
ones with the numbers tattooed on them - at the guards.
Sure, it can seem that ghoulish Holocaust commemoration has become
the core of Jewish observance nowadays. Sure, some of those
commemorators can be crass. Sure, some Jews have paraded their
suffering before the world, insisting it is unique. Sure, much of it
is ripe for ridicule, and ridicule can purify. But when the near
annihilation of a culture is at issue, it's hard to pull off; even
Cynthia Ozick hasn't tried. And if you manage to, so what?
Ultimately, Reich's obsessions are not just unseemly but picayune,
and "My Holocaust" is far more likely to infuriate or distract than
to cleanse.
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